Sitemap - 2025 - Geddry’s Newsletter

Tariffs, Trillions, and Fairy Tales

The Ballrooms of Babylon

The Rebellion That Wasn’t

When Putin Calls, the Cloud Crashes

The Last Act of the Republic

The Surcharge Empire Strikes Back

No Kings, Just Courtiers

Faith, Fraud, and the Gilded Machine

No Kings, No Limits

When the Law Bowed Its Head

Ballrooms and Battlefields

"Nobody’s Been Treated Worse Than Me"

They Have a Blueprint. We Need One Too.

Cut His Mic (Again)

A Great Italian Explorer Who Wasn’t

Through a Glass, Darkly: Trump, Columbus, and the War Over Memory

Jim Crow with GPS

The Price of Everything, the Value of Nothing

Pam Bondi: History’s Smarmiest Attorney General

The Prize and the Pretender

Police State, Soft Launch

The Price of Legitimacy

Shutdown Turbulence

Shutdown Skies and Sanctuary Storms

From John Paul Jones to the Gulf of America: Trump’s Pier-Side Naval Academy Spectacle

Trump’s Red Queen Weekend

Paratroopers, Pepper Spray, and Political Theater

Carpe Momentum: From Sparks to Strikes

Supermoon Rising, Democracy Waning

The $17 Trillion Lie

Shutdown Circus: Bayonets, Sombreros, and Pink Slips

The Enemy From Within (Apparently, It’s Us)

The War Department of Delusion

From Shutdown to Showdown: Trump’s Trillion-Dollar Circus

Trump’s Board of Peace: A Reality Show Masquerading as Diplomacy

Shutdowns, Stunts, and Shootings

The Autocrat’s Harvest

The Looting Blueprint: From Pardons to Project 2025, and Why Local Pushback Matters

Full Force in Portland: Trump’s Golf-Course Coup

Boats, Votes, and Epstein’s Notes

Death by Executive Order

From Stone Age Warnings to Jet Age Salesmanship

Autopens, Airspace, and Apocalypse Delayed

Carpe Momentum: Information Armageddon - Why Maria Ressa’s Warning Matters Now

Genocide, Justice, and… Terrazzo?

Bombs, Boasts, and Bad Teleprompters

Tylenol, Terrorists, and Trash

Eulogies for Civil War

From Ben & Jerry’s to Jimmy Kimmel

Math Crimes and Messiah Complexes

Chainsaws, Cover Charges, and Kremlin Comfort

The Cemetery of the Living

Trump at 30,000 Feet: Airborne Nonsense and Grounded Rights

Chequers, Checkmate: Trump’s Ballroom Diplomacy Meets Starmer’s Special Relationship

Silencing the Laugh Track

The $100 Billion Victim Arrives in London

Trump’s $15 Billion Tantrum and the Authoritarian Roadshow

The Jobless, the Shackled, and the Green Patriarch

Before the Spiral Turns Bloody

Protecting the Minority of the Opulent

Three More Years?

Laws of Armed Content

Keystone Cops with Nukes

Martyrs, Martyrs Everywhere, But None for the Children

The Strongman Who Isn’t

Dumber, Meaner, and Drifting Out to Sea

The Gospel According to Trump: Lies, Lust, and “Liberty”

Booed, Sued, and Screwed: Trump’s Rough Week

Predator Patio, Mercenary Markets, and the Epstein Cover-Up

Just Cause 2.0: Trump’s War Without a War

Roses, Wars, and Whoppers

Carpe Momentum: Thomas Linzey on the Constitutional Right of Communities to Govern Themselves

Freedom Medals and Freedom Lies

Freedom from Polio and Other Trumpian Fantasies

Hoax in the Oval Office

The Hostile Act of Telling the Truth

Tariffs, Trash Bags, and Tall Tales: Trump’s Oval Office Meltdown

Ultimatums and Autocrats

Carpe Momentum: Communities Must Seize the Right to Protect Themselves

Weekend at Donny’s: A Labor Day of Sewage, Scandals, and Silence

Red Carpets, Red Flags

Paper Tigers and Real Consequences

The Self-Sabotage Doctrine

The Litter Bag Emperor

Pyongyang-on-the-Potomac

The Cabinet of Horrors: Labor Day Edition

Cabinets, Coffers, and Corruption: Trump’s Grift Rolls On

Trump’s DMZ Delusions

Trophies, Tariffs, and Tyrants

The Rotting Strongman and His Armed Palace

Independence Abroad, Occupation at Home

The DOJ Is Open for Business

Souvenirs of a Con Man

Powell’s Tightrope, Trump’s Trapdoor

Lawn and Order

The Grass Man Cometh

Fraud Is the Headline They Buried

Lines in the Sand, Lines on the Map

ICE Barbie and the Border Czar of Cruelty

Heaven, Hoaxes, and Hemorrhage

Authoritarian Clown Show

Six Wars He Never Ended

The Surrender Summit

Stable(coin) Genius

The Great American Stalemate

Red Carpets for War Criminals, Lectures for Democrats

Trump’s America: From Cages to Hurricanes, with a Side of Trolls

Anchorage Idol: Trump’s Reality Show Summit

Trump’s Fake D.C. “Crime Emergency” Is Really an Authoritarian Police Takeover

From Social Security Spin to Alaska Surrender: Trump’s Traveling Circus

From Billion-Dollar Bedtime Stories to Felony Sandwiches

The Presidency for Sale: How Trump Turned the Oval Office Into His Biggest Payday

When Billionaires Bicker: Musk vs. Altman in the Battle for Your Brain

Alaska With Shrugs: Allies, Enemies, and the Art of the Rogue Listening Tour

From Dongles to Dictatorships: This Week in Trump’s Golden Ballroom Republic

Liberation Day, Trump-Style: How to Occupy a City and Call It Safety

From D.C. to Alaska: Trump’s Blueprint for Chaos

Breaking the Two-Party Stranglehold: Why America’s Political Binary Is Killing Democracy

Heat, Maps, and Mayhem: Trump Turns Up the Temperature at Home and Abroad

Moon Nukes, Bank Heists, and Yard Sale Diplomacy

Purple Heart Day and the Spectacle of Trump's Reality

When Authoritarians Seize the Courts

Wall of Receipts, House of Cards

The Golden Box Economy

The Branch, the Tape, and the Files

Beta Tested on the Dead

Lines, Lies, and Smokescreens

Redactions, Resistance, and the Epstein Firewall

Delete Key Presidency

The President’s Coin: Trump’s Quiet Coup Over the Future of Money

Jet2 Hell: Deportation, Ballrooms, and Booing the King of Grift

The Day the Truth Got Fired

Predators in Power: The Trump Regime’s War on Justice

Tariffs and Goodbyes

The Empire of Silence: How Epstein’s Network Was Built to Last

Of Tariffs, Tantrums, and Starving Children

He Knew

Bounties, Bench Seats, and Burning Air: The American Empire Punches Down

The Voices in the Shadows: Why Epstein’s Survivors Still Matter More Than the Files

America Last: Nukes, Tariffs, and Gold-Plated Grift

The Mafioso Tariff Doctrine: Trump’s Free-Money Fantasy and the Epstein Anchor

The Ghost, the Glare, and the Grift

Tariffs, Turnberry, and Trump’s Broadway Escape Act

The United States Department of Human Trafficking

The Deal Is Imaginary, But the Collapse Is Real

Immunity for Ghislaine, Tariffs by Vibes, and Golf with a Side of Grift

“I Have a List”: Trump Melts Down on the Lawn, Blames Everyone but Himself

Flight Risk: Trump Flees, Lies Multiply, and Gaza Starves

The Foreman of Fiction: Trump’s Fed Meltdown in a Hard Hat

The Predator’s Bargain

The Cat, the Deal, and the Delusion

AI, Autopen, and American Delusion: Trump’s Techno-Tirade in DC

The Real Epstein Scandal Is the Cover-Up

The Cracks Are Spreading

The Big Beautiful Breakdown

The Dictatorship Fan Club: Trump’s Marcos Lovefest and Epstein Evasion Circus

Borderline Collapse: Trump’s Global Chaos and America’s Domestic Wreckage

The Rot Is the Point

Carpe Momentum: The Climate Crisis Won’t Be Fixed, It Will Be Exploited

Melting Ice, Melting Empire

From Epstein to Edinburgh: Trump’s International Humiliation Tour

Pay Up, Shut Up, and Don’t Ask Questions

Trump’s Epstein Cover-Up and Cognitive Collapse

The Rot Is Everywhere: From Trump’s Body to America’s Airwaves

The Golden Age of Lies: Trump’s Pittsburgh Delusions and the Collapse of Reality

The Crown Prince, the Hoax, and the World's Saddest Flex

Rotten to the Core: America Under Siege by Its Own Government

Rotting from the Top Down

The Empire’s Mildewed Collapse

Cry Harder, Cuck

The Great Unraveling: Trump vs. The Epstein Files

Locust Economics and Other Plagues of the Day

The Show Must Go On: Trump’s Texas Flood Tour

Trump’s Foreign Policy: The Fifth-Grader Shakedown

Burning Hats and Broken Promises

The World Is Moving On

The Grift, the Flood, and the Raid

Tariffs, Tantrums, and the Tattered Empire

Bowling Balls, Floodwaters, and Tariffs: Another Trump Week in America

Drowning, Raiding, Starving: The Price of Billionaire Politics

Fireworks, Floods, and Falsehoods

The Cheapening of America: Trump’s Independence Day Spectacle

The Farce in the Fairgrounds

Carpe Momentum: The Old Thinking That Got Us Here Won’t Save Us Now

Fireworks, Lies, and Billionaire Grifts: The Real State of Trump’s America

Shell Games and Smokescreens: Trump’s America on Full Garish Display

This Decline Looks Like

Alligator Alcatraz, Dollar Dive, and the Porky Pig Party

Who Matters Now

The Popcorn Trick: How the Senate Is Hiding a $4 Trillion Disaster

Cruelty Is the Point. Resistance Is the Answer

Fear, Fire, and Ice

Cracks in the Regime

Trump's White House, You Can't Parody A Parody

Carpe Momentum: The Empire of Optics

No One Leaves Until It’s Fixed

The F-Bomb Presidency: Trump’s NATO Clown Show and Iran Strike Collapse

You Can’t Shame a Billionaire, But You Can Jam His Supply Chain

The Lie Heard Round the World

Bullseye Diplomacy: The Billion-Dollar Blunder

Operation Midnight Hammer: The $6 Billion Empty Hole

The Four Horsemen and the G6+1: Trump’s Strike on Iran Unleashes Global Fallout

The Day the Mask Fell

Carpe Momentum: The Spectacle and the Witness

The Rose Garden Is Dead

The MAGA Debt Bomb

Two Weeks Forever: The Gilded Toddler, the Crumbling Empire, and the Grown-Ups Who’ve Had Enough

The Rich Don’t Pay, So You Will

Authoritarian Clowns, Masked Agents, and the Three-Year Clock

Carpe Momentum: 'The Apprentice' Goes to War

The Great Liquidation

The Golden Share is Fool’s Gold

Sandbox Flight Risk

Can You Hear the Grift Now?

No Kings, No Crowds, No Clue

Blood Red Lines

Stochastic Statecraft

The Parade, the Profiteer, and the Powder Keg

Marching Into Crosshairs

Banana Republic, USA

Fear, Fraud, and Fort Bragg: Dispatches from a Country on the Brink

Trump's Parade of Power, Protests in the Streets, and the Fight to Save the Republic

Carpe Momentum: The Fight for Local Sovereignty in an Era of American Decline

No Kings, No Gods, No Guard: Dispatches from a Nation Under Siege

Tear Gas and Salmon Farms

Martial Law & Megalomaniacs: America Held Hostage

"He Came to Kill the Kids": War Abroad, Raids at Home, and the President Who Built a Ballroom

Sedition for Profit: The Proud Boys Want a Payday

When Oligarchs Collide

No Country for Tourists

Putin’s Press Secretary, America’s Chef-in-Chief, and the Billionaires Who Want to Gut You

Unfit to Serve, Unseen by Choice

Carpe Momentum: Empire Taxed: Trump's Budget is Burning Down the Dollar

God Loves the Trinity, But Trump Loves Tariffs and Tantrums

The World Moved On. Trump Went Golfing.

Clones, Crackdowns, and Ketamine: Trump’s America Hits a New Low

Carpe Momentum: Escape Velocity or Earth First?

Dazed, Confused, and Deeply Tariffed

Smoke Signals and Solar Flares

Ka-Ching and the Constitution

Scorched Earth and Corn Husk Miracles

The Crown, the Conman, and the Court Orders Trump Ignores

Carpe Momentum: Revoke Consent

Memorial Day in Trump’s America: Grief, Grift, and Golf

Carpe Momentum: Build What Comes Next

Ghosts in the Transcript, Ghosts in the Machine

Carpe Momentum: Next Steps

The View from Abroad: How Trump 2.0 is Breaking the West

Tariffs, Tokens, and Takedowns: Trump’s Week of Desperation and Defeat

The Ambush Budget

Birthday Cakes and Battle Tanks: The Empire Throws Itself a Party

Carpe Momentum: We Must Seize This Moment

Trump’s Peace Plan, Parade Dreams, and Robo-Fantasy Rides

The Great Unraveling

The Far-Right Is Global Now and So Is the Backlash

Storms, Statues, and Statutes: The Week America Came Unglued

The Weave Commander, the War, and the Womb

Death by Denial

Sovereign Grift, Gold Jets, and Fecal Dives: A Day in Trump’s America

Criminalizing Sustainability: How Corporate Power Outlawed Nature

Storm Systems and Soft Coups

The Grift That Keeps on Flying

The Kardashev Delusion: Elon Musk Dreams of Starlight While Tesla Burns

If the World Won't Eat Our Meat, Why Should We?

Jet-Fueled Grift, Tariff Surrender, and Budgetary Bloodletting

One Citizenship to Rule Them All: Elon Musk, Viktor Orbán, and the Great White Grift

The Cost of Keeping Secrets

Tariffs, Tyranny, and the Theater of the Absurd

A Gentle Thunderclap and a Brewing Storm

Repurposing Guantanamo Into A Freedom City

The Illusion of Leverage: Why Trump’s Trade Strategy Could Trigger the Next Global Shock

America’s Got Grift

Decline of Competence

No Peace, No Deals, No Grownups

“The Rock” Made Him Do It: Trump’s Alcatraz Fantasy and the Real Assault on Our Parks

Dead or Alive, You’re in Trump’s America Now

Trump Got Sued by Everyone

End-to-End Insecurity: How Trump’s White House Got Pwned by Its Own Paranoia

The Gold Standard of Stupidity

Only the Poor Will Help: What Trump’s Tariffs, Lotteries, and Layoffs Are Really Hiding

The Troll-in-Chief: When the White House Becomes a Weaponized Meme Account

Flat-Earth Governance

The Gospel According to Golf: 100 Days of Trump, Tyranny, and Techno-Feudalism

Victory Day for Delusion

The War on Reality: NPR, PBS, and the Machinery of Control

Tariffs, Trays, and Treasonous Shrimp Holders

Two Dolls and a Dictator: Trump’s America Is For Sale

The New Gilded Age of Decline: Tariffs, Tumbling GDP, and the Disappearing Job Market

Plundering the Abyss: How Trump Gutted NOAA to Pave the Way for Deep-Sea Mining

Due Process, Dirty Money, and Digital Chainsaws: Another Day in the Trumpocalypse

When Health Becomes a Commodity: How Private Equity Endangers Our Communities

The Illusion of Strategy: Tariffs, Decline, and the Empire That Can’t Admit It’s Falling

The Illusion of Strategy: Tariffs, Decline, and the Empire That Can’t Admit It’s Falling

The Illusion of Strategy: Tariffs, Decline, and the Empire That Can’t Admit It’s Falling

The Illusion of Strategy: Tariffs, Decline, and the Empire That Can’t Admit It’s Falling

Badge of Dishonor: Elon Musk’s Meme Mask Slips

Order Without Law: Trump’s Quiet War on Local Control

Tariffs, Trolling, and the Theater of Power: Dispatches from the Fractured Front

Theater of Cruelty: The White House as Public Stocks for a Kakistocracy

Strategic Genius or Strategic Ghosting?

Cracks in the Facade: When Illusions Fail

The Summer Showdown: Trump’s Deportation Machine Faces a Supreme Court Reckoning

The Hail Mary Empire: How Desperation Economics Is Rewriting America's Future

Marching Toward Power: Why Hands Off Must Become More Than Protest

The Great Unraveling: Illusions Collapsing in Real Time

A Nation in Freefall: Deportations, Meme Coins, and the Cult of Incompetence

The Blueprint for Dictatorship: How Trump and the GOP Are Dismantling Judicial Power

Swipe Right on Corruption: How a Trump-Backed Startup is Poised to Hijack $700 Billion in Government Spending

The Swoosh That Starves: Nike’s Return to the Sweatshop Era

Out of Service: How Wall Street Turned Fire Trucks, Fabric Stores, and Public Safety into Collateral

Vladimir, STOP!: Peace by Crayon and the War on Public Schools

“They’re Just Letting It Burn”: Inside the Political Arson of NOAA

“This Is Not Mickey Mouse Policy”: Rogue Governance in Real Time

States of Resistance: Trump’s Tariffs Face Multi-Front Legal Rebellion

RFK Jr.'s Autism Registry Is a Civil Liberties Catastrophe in the Making

Trump's Surrender Doctrine: Capitulate Now or Be Blamed Forever

After The Collapse

Pinch Points and Power Trips

Could Trump Be The One To Enact Strict Gun Laws

The Real Enemy Isn't Left or Right

Capitulation 60 Minutes: The Real-Time Collapse of a Network Under Autocracy

Walling Off The Markets

Trump’s Global Tantrum Tour

Terms of Servants

Your voice is powerful. Let’s make it louder.

The Grown-Ups Are at the Table and the US is Under It

Bargaining with the Tiger

Bukele’s Prisoner Swap and Trump’s Deportation Pipeline

“Diplomacy Is for Wimps”: When Authoritarianism Wears a Varsity Jacket

The Cross, the Grift, and the Debt: Karoline Leavitt’s Campaign Trail of Broken Promises

Cocksure and Clueless

The Resurrection of Authoritarian Nonsense

When Capitalism Worked for the Rest of Us

We Need A Hero! Remember the Bonus Army?

The Rogue Republic of Muskmerica

The Conman Abroad: How the World Sees Trump More Clearly Than We Do

ImmigrationOS: Deportation-as-a-Service in Beta

Due Process for Some: The Abrego Garcia Case and the Democrats' Selective Spine

Proof of Life, Absence of Law

Permits for Extinction

The Puppet Doctrine: How Stephen Miller Rewrote a Supreme Court Loss into a Trump Victory

The Invisible Stranglehold: How Google’s Ad Monopoly Finally Met Its Match

The Emperor Has No Spacesuit: Elon Musk and the Fall of a Techno-Tyrant

"Too Late Jerome” and the Almond Rebellion

The Empire Eats Its Own

The Stagflation Trap: Trump’s Tariff Regime Broke the Fed’s Compass

Judge Charges Trump Administration

Claim Denied: The Medicare Heist Hiding in Plain Sight

Robots, Real Estate, and Repression: The Week Democracy Tripped Over a MAGA Mug

“Mistakes Were Made”: How Trump’s America Became Russia’s Favorite Mediator

Smiling for the Fall: Karoline Leavitt and the Propaganda of Choice

What Elon Musk Doesn’t Want You to See

“Homegrowns Are Next”: Authoritarian Fantasies and Trophy Fumbles in the New American Circus

The Deportation Doctrine

They Know He May Be Dead. And They’re Joking About It.

Dictators, Crosswalks, and Pronouns: Welcome to Monday

Trump Got Played, Part II: The World Is Holding Our Receipts

Left Adrift: NOAA, DOGE, and the War on Science

Good morning and a happy Palm Sunday!

The Architecture of Totalitarianism

Good Morning, America: Militarized, Humiliated, and Maybe Just Plain Nuts

The Disappearance of Kilmar Abrego García

Trump Got Played: The Grownups Are Quietly Running the World

"They Just Want to Cheat”: Elon Musk’s Hologram of Hypocrisy

Markets, Mafias, and Marjorie: Just Another Friday in Trump’s America

When Federal Agents Show Up at Elementary Schools

The Echo of Injustice

Good News: Our Public Lands Have Been Spared, For Now, Because a Conservative Accidentally Had a Conscience

Showers restored. Markets rigged. Democracy optional.

Welcome to Tariff Circus: Where the Clowns Set Global Trade Policy

When War Meets WiFi: The Catastrophic Gamble of Privatized National Security

Good Morning! Captain Canuck is Back

The Bureaucracy Is Watching

The Border Is Everywhere Now

The United States Supreme Court has crossed a line, and the silence surrounding it is deafening.

Good Morning! Is California soft-seceding?

Folly of Privatizing Essential Services

Is a General Strike in the Offing?

Supreme Court Temporarily Halts Judge's Order to Return Wrongfully Deported Maryland Man

The Protest That Never Happened (According to the White House)

$4 Trillion Back and Gone, Just Like That

Good morning from the resistance, where the signs say “Hands Off” and the people mean it!

⚠️ Heads Up: A Dangerous Window Is Opening Before April 20

Emergency Powers, Rogue Economics: Trump's IEEPA Gamble Turns U.S. Into a Global Threat

Good Morning! Hide the Gold!

Narrative Engineers of the Apocalypse

Elon Musk, the Midwit Messiah and the Collapse of Complex Thought

From Department of Justice to Department of Loyalty

"Good morning! Hope you slept well because the Republic and your 401K sure didn’t."

Tariffs, Turmoil, and the Fed: Is Project 2025 Engineering a Financial Coup?

Science Under Siege: The NOAA Firings You Haven’t Heard About

Good Morning From America's Freefall!

“For just $5 million, you too can skip the line and own a piece of the American Dream — Trump-style!”

Elon Musk just called the entire left “the party of violence & hate.”

Immediate Backlash to Trump's Tariff Policy

Fundamental Rights and the Myth of Privilege

Good Morning! April 3, 2025

1789 - last time America was great according to Trump

Good morning! "Liberation Day"?

When billionaires feel like victims, you know they’re planning something.

This Deportation Was No Accident

The Price of Going It Alone: From Nazi Autarky to Trump’s Tariff Wars

Elon Musk is no Einstein

DOGE is not about saving taxpayer money

The End of the Autonomy Myth: NVIDIA Just Exposed Tesla’s Biggest Lie