Trump’s Foreign Policy: The Fifth-Grader Shakedown

Japan, Canada, and the World Watch as America’s “Tough Guy” Act Turns Us into the Clown in the Room

Good morning! America, where the crops are flooding, the farmers are being raided, Japan is furious, FEMA is missing in action, and Trump is posting AI selfies of himself as Superman while the markets tank and the Epstein list magically disappears.

Let’s start with Texas, where record floods have killed over 120 people, 150 remain missing, and entire com…