Showers restored. Markets rigged. Democracy optional.

When corruption screams in all caps, and the markets clap back

Good morning. Let’s talk about the art of the grift. This week, Donald Trump may have executed what looks disturbingly like a textbook case of insider trading, only instead of pulling it off quietly with shell companies and burner phones, he did it in full view of the public while shouting “This is a GREAT TIME TO BUY” in all caps on Truth Social. That …