From D.C. to Alaska: Trump’s Blueprint for Chaos
Federal takeovers, foreign policy faceplants, DOJ purges, and tech-bro meltdowns all in one sweltering, chart-waving morning.
Good morning! It took thirty-five minutes, a sweltering, overcrowded room, and the collective willpower of dozens of reporters to not faint from heatstroke before Donald Trump finally emerged for his grand D.C. “crime and homelessness” announcement, a spectacle that looked less like a policy rollout and more like a Fox News Christmas card.
Flanked by Pam…



