Trump’s “Blow Up a Boat, Save 25,000 Lives” Doctrine

The White House unveils its bold new plan to replace due process with vibes, body counts, and creative accounting.

Good morning! Trump convened his cabinet this week for what can only be described as a live-action infomercial in which every secretary took turns praising Trump’s unmatched genius while he ad-libbed numbers like a man auditioning for “Whose Line Is It Anyway: Fiscal Policy Edition.” The star of the show was his new moral math: apparently blowing up a V…