Storm Systems and Soft Coups

While tornadoes threaten the Midwest, Trump collects foreign jets, fires FEMA leaders, sells sci-fi to sheikhs, and rewrites the rule of law with a stubby pencil.

Good morning! As tornadoes barrel toward the Midwest and tens of millions prepare for what may be the most violent stretch of spring weather yet, the Trump administration remains laser-focused on its true priorities: helping Elon Musk sell humanoid robot fantasies to Gulf royalty, defending the constitutional right of one aging billionaire to accept a $…