Two Dolls and a Dictator: Trump’s America Is For Sale

While your kids settle for less, Trump cashes in on foreign deals, flouts court orders, and builds a surveillance state with Musk. Welcome to the gilded age of gaslighting.

Good morning from the land of gilded toilets and empty shelves, where the economy’s in freefall, the president’s face is held together with bronzer and delusion, and your kids better learn to love two dolls instead of thirty. It’s austerity with a smirk, and Donald Trump wants you to be grateful for the privilege of being fleeced.

Let’s start with the ec…