The Turkey, the Tyrant, and the Trump Phone That Never Was
A holiday-eve roundup featuring ICE’s in-law roundup, Kristi Noem’s 18th-century cosplay, Trump’s crime-free hallucinations, Campbell’s chicken panic, and the ozone layer politely saving us anyway.
Good morning! It’s the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, which means half the country is busy basting turkeys and the other half is aggressively pretending they don’t see the dishes piling up. I’m doing my part by keeping today’s roundup a little shorter than usual while preparing for family chaos and attending to Marz, who believes the Pilgrims invented t…
