The Deal Is Imaginary, But the Collapse Is Real

From baseball bans to beef delusions, Trump spins fantasy as the world burns, dries up, and sinks under his ego.

Good morning from the melting ice cube formerly known as Earth, where our aquifers are emptying, our glaciers are weeping, and Donald Trump is claiming victory in trade deals that don’t exist. Welcome to today’s edition of Everything Is Worse Than It Looks and Somehow Still Funny.

Let’s begin with the kids, because of course we’re starting with the kids.…