No Kings, No Crowds, No Clue

While Trump paraded past empty bleachers and ICE stormed blue cities, millions marched, and one delusional gunman hid in a cornfield. Guess who looked like the threat?

Good morning! The largest manhunt in Minnesota history ended not with a dramatic shootout or a cinematic standoff, but with a soggy man in a cornfield surrendering to a swarm of drones and ditch-crawling SWAT teams. Vance Boelter, the man accused of assassinating Democratic House Speaker Emerita Melissa Hortman and wounding another state senator and his…