Alligator Alcatraz, Dollar Dive, and the Porky Pig Party
As the Senate burns, Trump hawks cologne, Musk throws tantrums, and the dollar falls to 1970s lows, welcome to the empire’s late-stage spectacle.
Good morning! The Senate is still stuck in the mud with Trump’s “big beautiful bill,” grinding through another round of late-night vote-a-rama. Republicans can’t quite square slashing Medicaid by over a trillion dollars while blowing a $5 trillion hole in the debt ceiling, all to ensure billionaires get their annual $346,000 kisses from Uncle Sam. John …
