Trump’s $15 Billion Tantrum and the Authoritarian Roadshow
From suing the press into silence to JD Vance’s purge threats, UnitedHealthcare’s retaliation, Venezuela boat strikes, Epstein banners in the UK, and jobs up in smoke, America 2025 is a circus
Good morning! Donald Trump has decided that if the courts won’t bend to his will, he’ll simply bludgeon them with paper. Late Monday, he filed a $15 billion defamation suit against the New York Times, its reporters, and Penguin Random House for the crime of accurately describing his bankruptcies, scandals, and general existence. The complaint reads less like a legal brief than a therapy session gone wrong: Trump cites his Apprentice ratings, his guest spot on Days of Our Lives, even Miss Universe 2001, as proof he’s a titan wronged by the “degenerate” Times. Somewhere in the middle of this deranged filing he also manages to wave away his presidential immunity, because, by suing in his personal capacity, he’s invited discovery into the very dark corners he’s spent decades barricading off. Congratulations, Mr. President: you’ve just gift-wrapped your deposition to the very reporters you despise. Bring popcorn; if the NYTimes has the stones, Epstein questions are now fair game.
While Trump is busy suing newspapers into silence, his understudy JD Vance is busy sketching a blueprint for ideological purges. Broadcasting to 250,000 Charlie Kirk mourners, Vance pledged to “go after” NGOs like the Ford Foundation and Soros’s Open Society, while Stephen Miller purred about unleashing DOJ and DHS on “radical networks.” At one point Vance even promised, “We’re going to go after the NGO network that foments, facilitates and engages in violence.” Translation: anyone the White House dislikes will be branded violent and treated as an enemy of the state. It was a dress rehearsal for authoritarian show trials. The enemy, they made clear, is not violence but dissent.
Corporate America, naturally, is already fluent in retribution. Just ask Dr. Elisabeth Potter, a breast cancer surgeon who committed the cardinal sin of pointing out that UnitedHealthcare denies care to patients, including one who, awkwardly, was unconscious on an operating table. For her trouble, Potter now faces an avalanche of retaliation. UnitedHealthcare has hired Clare Locke, the legal pit bulls best known for defending Russian oligarchs and the Sackler family, yes, the Purdue Pharma dynasty that made billions addicting America to OxyContin, to try to bankrupt her into silence. In Trump’s America, health insurance is less about coverage than crushing whistleblowers.
On the foreign policy front, “law and order” has devolved into maritime roulette. Earlier this month, the U.S. Navy blew up a Venezuelan fishing boat, killing eleven. Yesterday, they did it again, this time claiming three “narcoterrorists.” Trump boasted on Truth Social, posted an ISIS-style explosion video, and then explained that there are “literally no boats” left in the Caribbean because fishermen are too afraid to be vaporized. Translation: we’re stopping drugs by scaring off tuna boats. By Trump’s math, 300 million Americans died of fentanyl last year, which is remarkable given that’s almost the entire U.S. population.
Across the Atlantic, the welcome mat is embroidered with Epstein’s face. Protesters unfurled a massive banner of Trump and his late friend outside Windsor Castle, while Channel 4 devoted an entire day of programming to fact-checking his lies in real time. Imagine a Trump visit where the photo op isn’t a handshake with the King but a giant reminder of your ties to a convicted sex trafficker. It’s especially rich given that Britain only recently sacked its U.S. envoy over his own Epstein ties, yet here they are rolling out the red carpet for Epstein’s best friend. That’s what the “special relationship” looks like now: a toxic alliance dressed up in pageantry, shadowed by scandal. Bless you Britain!
Back in Georgia, MAGA populism has eaten its own tail. A congressional hopeful bragged about calling ICE on Hyundai’s $7 billion EV plant, and ICE dutifully detained over 300 South Korean engineers. Those workers are now home, recounting horror stories of duress forms, rancid food, and guards mocking their accents while they wore prisoner uniforms. The fallout? Hyundai has frozen construction, Seoul is fuming, and industry insiders warn the entire U.S. auto supply chain could be disrupted since Korean technicians set up and program the machinery for virtually every major car plant. Tens of thousands of American jobs didn’t just vanish with a bang, they’re evaporating in indefinite delays. The real winners? GEO Group, the private prison operator that profited from the detentions and once counted Pam Bondi as a lobbyist. This is a literal racket: arrest foreign technicians, enrich private prisons, and leave American workers holding pink slips.
Meanwhile, the economic weather report is bleak. Farmers are reeling from tariffs and China’s soybean boycott. Capital expenditures are sliding to nine-year lows, labor market expectations have tanked, and the CBO says Trump’s tariffs are fueling inflation. Call it Trumpflation: high prices, low growth, rising unemployment. In Pennsylvania, a three-time Trump voter dairy farmer admitted, “The whole thing is screwed up.” He’s right, but he voted for the arsonist now fanning the flames.
Taken together, today’s headlines show a government more interested in suing reporters, punishing NGOs, retaliating against doctors, blowing up fishing boats, chasing away auto jobs, and groveling for TikTok than actually governing. Abroad, he’s greeted with Epstein banners; at home, farmers and workers are left to wonder how many more self-inflicted wounds they can withstand. Trump wanted to rule like a dictator, John Kelly warned. Turns out he’s ruling like a dictator and a clown: thin-skinned enough to sue the Times, reckless enough to terrorize allies, and vain enough to think the Apprentice ratings count as evidence in court.
This is America, September 2025: a nation where the president files a $15 billion tantrum, the vice president plots purges, insurers crush surgeons, fishermen flee the sea, and the UK greets us with billboards of Jeffrey Epstein. If it feels like the walls are closing in, that’s because they are, and Trump is the one holding the wrecking ball.
Mary’s precision skill nail-on-the-head humor is POLISHED ! Does the EV stand for “Ever Vanished” perchance, folks?
Writing with this eloquence of “How ta go, Genius!” rules the roost!
I am so blessed -despite being threatened ya know I’m just one of those “Old Hippies” that’s under a lot of some people’s skin..apparently.
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I’m going back to finishing your letter Mary…just didn’t want to forget this comment ..you’re an inspiration…
My head is spinning, trying to watch all the rings in this circus, and Rump is the clown from “IT”, coming up from the sewers and scaring the shit out of us. 😳😳😳