The Branch, the Tape, and the Files

Epstein’s secrets crack open, Democrats flip the script, RFK Jr. sets fire to public health, and Elon sends a robot to plant a tree on Mars.

Good morning! What a time to be alive and possibly subpoenaed. Just when Donald Trump thought he could spin another Epstein news cycle into oblivion with grand jury distractions and vague allusions to “protecting people,” the tables turned. Democrats just outmaneuvered the MAGA caucus and dropped a subpoena straight into the Department of Justice’s lap,…