Secretary of War Crimes and the Ministry of Poisoned Air

Hegseth’s kill orders, Trump’s anti-climate crusade, billionaire baby bonds, and the CDC’s anti-vax makeover, your daily tour through America’s authoritarian renovation project.

Good morning! If yesterday felt like we were inching toward the cliff, today we’re accelerating, coffee in hand, Franklin the Turtle strapped to the hood, and Pete Hegseth waving a flamethrower out the passenger window while Robert F. Kennedy Jr. rewrites the childhood vaccine schedule in the backseat. Trump, naturally, is driving, insisting the road is…