Two Weeks Forever: The Gilded Toddler, the Crumbling Empire, and the Grown-Ups Who’ve Had Enough

As Trump distracts himself with flagpoles and golf, foreign leaders, financial markets, and a shrinking circle of sycophants brace for the unraveling he no longer understands.

Good morning! It is always two weeks away. The trade deal, an Iran decision, a Middle East plan, the AI workforce overhaul, the tariffs, the budget, the immigration crackdown, the debt ceiling, the next bold move. Two more weeks. Donald Trump has used this stall tactic for years, a reflexive, almost neurological tick that masks incapacity, indecision, o…