Lawn and Order
Trump plays general in D.C. while Putin bombs an American factory abroad, the strongman act collapses into farce.
Good morning! Donald Trump wants to be seen as the strongman patrolling America’s streets. Instead, he looks like a man-child LARPing as a general in Fallujah while ranting about sprinklers. This week he assembled troops in D.C., not to fight foreign enemies, but to menace delivery drivers and mopeds. He struck a pose straight out of a war movie briefin…



