From Billion-Dollar Bedtime Stories to Felony Sandwiches

Inside Trump’s week of Epstein denials, DOJ walkouts, Maxwell’s quiet deals, and a federal takeover of D.C. all served with extra grass

Good morning! The First Lady is clutching her legal pearls and demanding a billion dollars from Hunter Biden because he dared to say out loud what’s been whispered for years: that she met Donald through Jeffrey Epstein. Melania’s lawyers insist this is “false, disparaging, defamatory and inflammatory”, four words that also describe Donald’s average Tues…