“For just $5 million, you too can skip the line and own a piece of the American Dream — Trump-style!”
But wait, there’s more!
Imagine you're aboard Air Force One, the jet once synonymous with gravitas and statecraft, and now it’s the set of a traveling infomercial. Trump steps out holding a gleaming gold rectangle like he’s just pulled the ultimate prize from a Cracker Jack box. “For $5 million,” he declares to the press, “this could be yours.” It’s not a joke. It’s the Trump …
