The Hunger Games: Trump Edition

A president ordered by a judge to feed his citizens, an economy that only works in his imagination, and Epstein’s ghost haunting every gilded room.

Good morning! Donald Trump spent the week insisting that all is well. Grocery prices are down, electricity is down, cars are down, gas is down, and Thanksgiving will apparently be cheaper than at any point since the Mayflower docked. He told this to foreign dignitaries over dinner as if reading aloud from a parallel universe, citing a “very powerful rep…