Dictators, Crosswalks, and Pronouns: Welcome to Monday

From Trump’s tantrum over Greenlanders and CBS to Musk’s 8-million-gallon refinery in a drought zone, the absurdity is relentless—and so is the repression.

Good morning. The week begins with a masterclass in authoritarian projection, xenophobic diplomacy, tariff chaos, and billionaire delusion, all delivered with the sincerity of a “Trump wins his own golf tournaments” press release.

At the White House today, President Trump rolls out the red carpet for Nayib Bukele, the self-proclaimed “world’s coolest dic…