Cry Harder, Cuck

Newsom unleashed, Canada uniting, and Trump lighting matches in every direction

Good morning! Welcome to the start of a new week, where the richest man alive is borrowing against the air, Trump is setting the world on fire one pardon and tariff at a time, and California’s governor is throwing social media haymakers like it’s 2020 all over again, but this time with better lighting and receipts.

We begin in the Everglades, where Gover…