The Cat, the Deal, and the Delusion

Inside Elon’s earnings implosion, Trump’s make-believe trade war, and the MAGA mind’s descent into Epstein fan fiction

Every morning, between the usual friend requests from “Elon Musk Official 3” and “JasonStathamUSA.biz,” I’m treated to a cross-section of America’s rotting cerebellum. Some days it’s benign, just a “libtard” here or a “go eat bugs” there. But other mornings, like today, I get something special. Something batshit. And that’s how we’re opening today’s dis…