Alaska With Shrugs: Allies, Enemies, and the Art of the Rogue Listening Tour

Zelenskyy scrambles, Canada swings elbows, South Park melts faces, and D.C. tanks roll, all while Marz conquers eye surgery and we keep fighting back.

Good morning! The week is only half over, and already the stage is set for Friday’s high-drama, political matinee: Donald Trump Meets Vladimir Putin in Alaska: The Listening Exercise. In Trumpworld parlance, “listening exercise” is Washington-speak for “don’t hold us to anything we promise you, because we may sell you out while the cameras are still war…