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Pyongyang-on-the-Potomac
Giant Trump posters, a four-hour loyalty meeting, and an Exxon deal that calls itself “peace.”
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Mary Geddry
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The Cabinet of Horrors: Labor Day Edition
Trump’s ministers of flattery gather to rename holidays, rewrite history, and award him the Nobel Prize he’s already claimed in his head.
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Cabinets, Coffers, and Corruption: Trump’s Grift Rolls On
From Ghislaine Maxwell’s bombshell to tariffs that tax the middle class, ICE checkpoints on the highways, Russia’s war crimes, and Trump’s latest…
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Trump’s DMZ Delusions
From magnets to ‘comfort women’ and a Trump Tower in Pyongyang, the former president turned a tense Korea summit into a stream-of-consciousness…
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Trophies, Tariffs, and Tyrants
Trump’s cognitive decline and his cabinet’s lawlessness reveal a kakistocracy so brittle our adversaries barely need to lift a finger.
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The Rotting Strongman and His Armed Palace
Trump limps across the fairway, Vance shrugs for Putin, soldiers patrol D.C. with rifles, and cruelty reigns while the gilding flakes off the White…
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Independence Abroad, Occupation at Home
On Ukraine’s defiance, Trump’s fealty to Putin, empty boxes, empty streets, and the billionaire hype machine running out of gas
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The DOJ Is Open for Business
How Trump turned antitrust enforcement into a pay-to-play racket for cronies, lobbyists, and even family judgeships.
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Souvenirs of a Con Man
Trump clutches trophies, photos, and hats while America burns abroad and crumbles at home.
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Powell’s Tightrope, Trump’s Trapdoor
At Jackson Hole, the Fed chair preached “balance” while Trump’s economy yanked the floor out from under us.
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Lawn and Order
Trump plays general in D.C. while Putin bombs an American factory abroad, the strongman act collapses into farce.
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The Grass Man Cometh
Trump turns DC into a golf course, invents $17 trillion, and ends wars that never happened, all before dessert.
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