Tariffs, Trolling, and the Theater of Power: Dispatches from the Fractured Front

From Dallas housing reform to Musk’s digital demolition, Trump’s crypto circus, and Canada’s quiet rebellion, one morning’s tour through absurdity, resistance, and the last box on the supply chain.

Good morning! It’s April 29th, and if you're looking for peace, prosperity, or plain old common sense, you’ll have to settle for a rose, a shrimp, and a broken supply chain. Yes, it's National Peace Rose Day, National Shrimp Scampi Day, and National Supply Chain Day, and nothing could better sum up the state of the world than a trio of holidays that sou…