Water, Warplanes, and Whatever Trump Was Saying About Tartar Sauce

A world on fire, a capital running dry, Epstein fallout expanding, and a president still rambling about faucets.

Good morning! Today’s news cycle comes to you courtesy of a government that behaves like a lawsuit factory, a climate crisis that refuses to stay quietly in the background, and a president who just gave a 90-minute campaign infomercial to the McDonald’s franchisee conference, rambling about everything from sugar content in soda to renaming the Gulf of M…