Trump’s Peace Plan, Parade Dreams, and Robo-Fantasy Rides

From forgetting Ukraine peace talks already started to letting cartel families waltz in while staging a $45M military birthday bash, it’s cosplay with consequences

Good morning! As Ukraine bleeds and allies brace for a summer of escalated war, President Donald Trump has finally found a way to broker peace: by forgetting it was already happening. In a now-infamous call with President Zelensky and European leaders, Trump proudly announced that Vladimir Putin had agreed to begin ceasefire negotiations, only for Zelen…