Tylenol, Terrorists, and Trash

Trump bans an adjective, blames a painkiller, and leaves America holding the garbage bag.

Good morning! America woke up this morning to find that the president has officially named an adjective a terrorist organization and a pain reliever the root of a global conspiracy. Yesterday Donald Trump signed an executive order designating antifa, shorthand for anti-fascist, i.e. a vibe or more accurately a tactic, as a “terrorist organization,” a mo…