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Andrew Campbell's avatar

Does Trump realize that Mar a Lago is..drum roll please..Spanish?

Living with bipolar disorder's avatar

I lived in New Mexico, briefly, many years ago. If he ever bothers to *try* to change the name of that state, I believe he will find himself arguing with a people even less movable than Greenland - or Iran.

What a pendejo.

kristen's avatar

Very clever. Thanks for the chuckles.

Carl Adams's avatar

Trump is demented!

Mary Sonntag's avatar

Probably has decided that HE will get richer—that’s first and foremost on his tiny mind…..

Pat Doumas's avatar

Watch "South Park" - the sign at the show opening has "America" pasted over "Park." Of course you have to have seen some of the rest of it........

Peter Bennett's avatar

What else can you expect when you elect a CLOWN as president?

Dian Allison's avatar

OMG, Thank you, Shanley! A great, humorous read, superbly skewering our maniac-in-chief. I for one needed this "lift". "Golf score: two"...😅

Carletta Starks's avatar

Well, to be fair, he has been trying to rename his presidency as, "the best presidency in the world." That is enough for me to know that re-branding a thing, anything, does not make it so. trump's is still the worst presidency in my lifetime, and he is the worst president in my lifetime. No re-branding is going to change that.

Robert jerman's avatar

sssush!!!! you are going to give him ideas, especially about New Jersey, New York, New Hampshire and New England... largely democratic areas... if he had a better grasp of history (or any grasp at all..) he would be listing over 40 states whose names are "unAmerican"... go down the list. Washington state is probably safe, but not too many others!

Dwight Jon Zimmerman's avatar

Remember "Freedom Fries"?

Cheryl Burns's avatar

This is a great piece, right on point!