Here in the UK, we have used the verb/noun ‘to trump’/‘a trump’ to describe a fart for as long as I’ve been alive (60 years!).
‘Urgh… who trumped?’
‘Beans always make me trump’
Many of us even had to suppress giggles when his name was mentioned back in the 80’s. (Obviously, it’s not funny anymore.)
So, to take our existing British word of ‘trump' to indicate a noxious, foul smelling, non substantive emission of rectal gas, and add the suffix ‘-age’ to create the noun ‘TRUMPAGE’ - this could now be used as an umbrella term, covering anything that is said which contains no actual physical material, no one wants to admit to saying, can make the atmosphere uncomfortable, and can clear a room in minutes.
Usage:
‘The congressman’s statement on the situation was pure trumpage.’
‘When confronted with the evidence, the cheating spouse reacted with angry trumpage.’
Trumpgrandizement. That one definitely needs to be in there.
Love it!
Here in the UK, we have used the verb/noun ‘to trump’/‘a trump’ to describe a fart for as long as I’ve been alive (60 years!).
‘Urgh… who trumped?’
‘Beans always make me trump’
Many of us even had to suppress giggles when his name was mentioned back in the 80’s. (Obviously, it’s not funny anymore.)
So, to take our existing British word of ‘trump' to indicate a noxious, foul smelling, non substantive emission of rectal gas, and add the suffix ‘-age’ to create the noun ‘TRUMPAGE’ - this could now be used as an umbrella term, covering anything that is said which contains no actual physical material, no one wants to admit to saying, can make the atmosphere uncomfortable, and can clear a room in minutes.
Usage:
‘The congressman’s statement on the situation was pure trumpage.’
‘When confronted with the evidence, the cheating spouse reacted with angry trumpage.’