The Man Who Solved Nine Wars (And Other Fairy Tales)

Inside a holiday week where Trump disappeared, the economy cracked, the GOP detonated, and the tech titans paid tribute.

Good morning! Donald Trump begins this short holiday week with what the White House insists is a “light schedule,” which is an elegant way of saying he’ll pardon two turkeys and then vanish faster than a GDP report in Trump’s America. And honestly, let’s savor the moment: for once, Trump isn’t pardoning a convicted felon, just two bewildered birds who h…