6 Comments
User's avatar
Susan's avatar

Thank you. You usually make me smile but you milked this one the whole way to a belly laugh. I needed that.

Elizabeth Fenlon's avatar

Love this essay, Shanley! It’s so true!

David's avatar
1hEdited

Uh, Walgreens has automatic doors. Just sayin'

Trump is dirty and has a bad smell.

Jeanne Julian's avatar

Well done! Worthy of Alexandra Petri!

Dian Allison's avatar

OMG, Brilliant! I needed this so much. Thank you, Shanley! 😍

Kathryn M's avatar

Especially wonderful last line!