State of the Delusion: Trump Declares Victory Over Reality

In a single speech, the former president ends rare-earth crises, bans mail-in voting, and demands his cabinet sit up straighter.

Donald Trump swanned in to a formal entrance like he’d just won Best Actor for “Stare at a Teleprompter, Say ‘Beautiful’” and thanked the press for being nice during his world tour of photo-ops. He reminisced about last year’s “big, beautiful victory” (his favorite genre is nostalgia) and declared that last night’s elections were held in very Democratic…