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Mary reed's avatar

"Your uncle is rebuilding the shed and something went wrong" blue. Thanks for the apt description and chuckle!

terrell's avatar

That was great writing. Kudos

M.E. Pinfold's avatar

Once again -- A pleasure to read and completely apt and over-the-top metaphors. Brava!

Stephanie C's avatar

Your last 2 paragraphs are especially memorable. Always a good read. Thank you.

Housefly's avatar

Hate to criticize your masterpiece, but the tarp likely covers up also the amount billed for the work, minus the time and materials spent, minus the kickback to frump.